My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via vibrat-o)

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Plato (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via thelovenotebook)

(via thelovenotebook)

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
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manhood:

gymleaderkyle:

When you know a character finna to die but dont know when 
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"Finna to"

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(via canadianslut)

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femalewrappers:

niall horan is such an inspiration

(Source: pinksvoice, via canadianslut)

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littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

(Source: sofapizza, via kingsleyyy)

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eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier and the person holding the door for you this is crucial

(via someheartandsoul)

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rorschacheatsbeans:

lightspeedsound:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

and even if this was true like why can’t these men just jack themselves off tho

I just deal with the boner. It’s there then it’s gone. Peeing and looking at Nash Grier’s face help kill a boner with no danger involved. So, don’t cut off your dick(?)

(via someheartandsoul)

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toastoat:

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

what are its talents

toastoat:

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

what are its talents

(via shannonqt07)

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Aristotle (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via thelovenotebook)

(via thelovenotebook)

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via someheartandsoul)

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procrastinates:


thebaddestfemaleradfem:

huntyqueen:

Today one of my friends was dress coded for her bra strap showing and so she wrote on the gym shirt that they gave her. It reads “Dress Code: promotes the objectification and sexualization of young bodies, blames the wearer for the onlooker’s perceptions/actions, perpetuates rape culture, and is bullshit” On the back she wrote “You can’t shame me for something I’m not ashamed for”. It was really cool seeing all of the people’s reactions who saw it and I thought what she did was pretty cool.

YES YOUNG WOMEN STANDING UP FOR THEMSELVES
ENDLESS APPLAUSE

also her outfit is fly as hell

procrastinates:

thebaddestfemaleradfem:

huntyqueen:

Today one of my friends was dress coded for her bra strap showing and so she wrote on the gym shirt that they gave her. It reads “Dress Code: promotes the objectification and sexualization of young bodies, blames the wearer for the onlooker’s perceptions/actions, perpetuates rape culture, and is bullshit” On the back she wrote “You can’t shame me for something I’m not ashamed for”. It was really cool seeing all of the people’s reactions who saw it and I thought what she did was pretty cool.

YES YOUNG WOMEN STANDING UP FOR THEMSELVES

ENDLESS APPLAUSE

also her outfit is fly as hell

(via jennlferlawrence)

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